It's not my fault (how does this sound?)

ok, there are a few things i have learnt today, i think the most important one is the difference between a really cool stink bomb intented to drive away an audience and a level three toxic biohazard that's threatening to melt my whole family is apparently 2 extra drops of culfer tetraoxide. i'm like totally suing that web site.

besides, this isn't my fault. it isn't. i mean, kids shouldn't be able to play with toxic chemicals. and this just proves it. think about it. i can't go to a moive where there's too much violence or sex, but i can totally go buy all the ingredients to gas my neighbourhood from the comfort of my own home. who made up that rule? can't vote. can't drive. can't get a credit card. can go on the internet and learn to make chemical weapons.

and that's why none of this is my fault. it's society's. i;m merely a victim acting out the pressures of higher learning forced upon younger kids before they're emotionally developed and facing an overwhelming techo-interface that devolves intersocial skills and values. or something.

who cares as long as my mum buys it?
-unfortunately, it is not my genious that created the above watcha-call-it. i'm merely copying it from a malcolm in the middle book. sue me.